Guaranteed Friendship Busters
10. Always forget your wallet.
9. Ask, “Have you gained a little weight?”
8. Talk loudly and often about your political beliefs.
7. Tell them how to raise their kids.
6. Come down with a sudden “24 hour stomach flu” on the day that you were supposed to help them move.
5. Invite them to a pyramid scheme.
4. Request a lot of airport pick-ups….at Atlanta.
3. Send a lot of email forwards insisting that they send them to ten more people or bad luck with strike.
2. Limit all your conversations to Twitter.
1. Only communicate through email.
Can you relate to any of these? Now, remember after you read this, if this shoe fits, it's time to get another pair.
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